I'm Tyler.
Russian heritage.
I'm finally learning how to live.
Programmer, guitarist, singer/songwriter, Security Professional, and I train in Systema the Russian Martial Art.
I'm possibly the coolest guy ever.
Tyler Booth is the greatest.
I love lemonade.
The Three Musketeers!
Dylan Sizemore - “Seatbelts”
I’m Slowly Learning that…
Everything I thought I’d have figured out and everything I thought I’d know is complete bullshit. I’ve just gotten to this point in my life where I realized I’ll never know these things; I’ll never have them figured out.
Life is not that easy because life is completely chaotic, whether you sit at home and be bored or go out and experience something exciting and meaningful, the chaos is always stirring.
You can never get away from it. Nothing will go according to plan.
Remain vigilant, adaptable, curious, and never do anything by half. If you’re going to do something, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start.
That’s the only way you’ll truly survive and enjoy life. That’s the only way you can deal with the shitty times and relish the great times. This is the only way you can truly attain some form of “happiness” and contentment with your life.
‘Pandamonium’ Group show @ Signal Gallery, London. http://www.signalgallery.com/
This is so cool!
Jonathon and I created this masterpiece. (Taken with instagram)
Here’s an insight into my diet. (Taken with instagram)
Paul Baribeau - “Ten Things”
Your dad played obscure musical instruments before you did and there’s a sultry flute ballad about your mom to prove it. Everyone plays guitar, it’s the English of instruments that frat dogs pick up to woo women with unoriginality. Your dad was a true musician, a virtuoso of cylindrical steel and The Pied Piper of panty dropping. His fingers could craft high notes that rang tree tops with euphoria, and sometimes he didn’t even need his flute to do it.
So hipsters, next time you’re red eyed at an Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros concert and feeling mystically inspired to start playing the accordion or viola, remember this…Your dad could give you obscure music lessons if he wasn’t busy working to pay for your liberal arts degree.
Also, don’t forget to check out the Dads are the Original Hipsters giveaway.
http://dadsaretheoriginalhipster.tumblr.com/post/24130210828/its-officially-official-im-launching-a-dads
And, the book.
http://www.amazon.com/Dads-Original-Hipsters-Brad-Getty/dp/1452108854
Big thank you to Erin for today’s photo.
These are the faces of people who just licked a girl’s butthole.
This is possibly my strangest post yet.
It could be worse.
